- you get excited about replacing your 50 gallon water heater with a fancy electronically controlled 80 gallon unit. Cost....$600.....having hot water after 3 members of your family have already showered....priceless!
- you have to finally make a decision about enrolling your daughter in driving school because she'll be 15 and a half next month. Crap!! That day that you kept telling yourself would happen sometime in the future...well, it's finally here.
- you get even more excited about scheduling someone to come in and clean out your furnace, duct work and carpets!
- you get extremely excited about cleaning out the laundry closet because it's just too grotty for words!
- you start complaining incessantly if you aren't in bed by 9 on a weeknight. God forbid you don't get their by 10 and then the shit really hits the fan.
- you get very emotional over what colors are actually going on your wall in the living, family and dining room.
- you wake up in the morning and gauge what kind of day it will be based on your minor aches and pains.
- you eldest starts swearing (only minutely) and you are okay with it (with the exception of the f-bomb). I figure there are worse things in life. If the ocassional "oh shit" happens to pass her lips....BFD! She's not having sex, she doesn't dress like a whore, she's very respectful, she surrounds herself with fairly nice friends, she's extremely picky about boys and has every intention of not getting pregnant until she is married....she's doing awesome in my book compared to other parental horror stories I have heard as of late.
- you finally get it ingrained in your head that for every action there is an equal & opposite reaction. Of course, you knew this since they taught you in grade school, but for some reason it took 30 years for it to really sink in.
- you finally figure out (even though you've known it for awhile) that you need to get your act together, change your lifestyle and start eating what you know you should eat and exercising consistently. Sure fire way to get rid of the adult acne and to lose weight! Holistic approach versus throwing tons of money away on fabulous skin concoctions. Both my rents are pre-diabetic (type 2) and insulin resistant. It's due to lifestyle. I will not be 60 and still fighting the battle of the bulge, damn it!
Well, my list isn't as long as I thought it would be. I'm sure I'll have more to add later. :)
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